Bad, bad, bad idea of the morning

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/06/2013 at 08:11 • Filed to: terrible ideas

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This:

Into this:

It would make me:

Until it probably results in this:

I could swing it, if only I had this:

So, who wants to help?

Joe_Limon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/06/2013 at 08:29

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What wagon is that?

Also, this

Into this

Yields this

Plus this

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Joe_Limon 12/06/2013 at 08:34

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My '76 Pinto

Joe_Limon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/06/2013 at 08:40

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Ah, did you know that if you go back and look at the numbers, the pinto actually had fewer fatalities then a bunch of its competition?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Joe_Limon 12/06/2013 at 08:44

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Yes, I am thoroughly aware of the data. The Pinto got shat on only because of the law suit. If they would have just issued the recall voluntarily, the Pinto name might have survived into the 90's.

Joe_Limon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/06/2013 at 08:48

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Man, that would have been awesome, cheap rwd compacts for everyone!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Joe_Limon 12/06/2013 at 09:01

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Exactly, and apparently these:

Were just re-bodied Pinto's for rallying.

Joe_Limon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/06/2013 at 09:42

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Pintos and chevettes also make great ice racing cars.